Dear Penis

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Listen, dickhead and comprehend already…

Let’s get this straight, NOBODY LOVES A THROBBING COCK MORE THAN ME

but…

it is all always on my terms at all times.

This also applies to the unsolicited dick-pics and chastity-pics. Don’t dare to think we didn’t noticed how sneaky some of you can be.

So, keep your unsolicited bullshit, and…

FUCK OFF!!

…get the heck away from me. Look elsewhere instead and find someone who is into unconsented objectification and especially from randos.

That is not how it works around here.

GO AWAY NOW!

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